abnormal

Okay, so I went to see a counsellor today after the doctor visit (which was necessary because I had to walk out of my exam half-way yesterday.) so these are all things that have never happened to me before, and me experiencing all these 'unusual things' for the first time. BUT NO. today my mom tells me that my parents brought me to see a psychologist when i was young because i was doing strange things like cutting my hair with scissors (how is this strange??)and other weird things (that she cannot remember but things which prompted them to bring me to the hospital) WOW MASSIVE REVELATION. HOW COME I DONT REMEMBER? i remember breaking my chin after intense jumping from benches, i remember climbing all surfaces, i remember getting yelled at for wearing nail polish to school, i remember standing in front of the class for the whole lesson because the teacher thought i was being cheeky (it was a major misunderstanding)i remember 'running away' for a few hours, i remember stealing trivial things, i remember doing awful things with my classmate's artwork, i remember getting sent out of class for changing the wall-paper during computer class, i remember breaking a necklace that belonged to the school and running around finding a replacement, i remember my mom being furious because she got a warning letter from the police because i made prank calls to them (and 995. haha this is my most favorite badass memory) (most importantly, all those incidents that took place in singapore involved some higher authority scarring my childhood memories with unwarranted scoldings :S ) strict disciplinarian system is unkind to 'not-so-obedient' children. and i was nowhere near being truly mischievous. BUT PSYCHOLOGIST SERIOUSLY? pretty sure someone random person must have told my folks that I was not 'normal' UGH. but i am not. if normal is conforming to THIS society's normal standards, i am definitely not. meow, small society problems. unable to conform problems. not intelligent problems. too weird problems.